Specs
Broadcast Network: FOX
Brainchild of: Orci & Kurtzman (guys behind - writing/creating/producing - cinematic reboot of Star Trek, Transformers, Cowboys & Aliens, Alias, Hawaii Five-O, Fringe, Xena, Hercules, Mission: Impossible III, The Mummy, Van Helsing)
Starring: Tom Mison, Poirot: Third Girl, Lost in Austen, Lewis,
Salmon Fishing in the Yemen, POSH.
Starring: Tom Mison, Poirot: Third Girl, Lost in Austen, Lewis,
Salmon Fishing in the Yemen, POSH.
Nicole
Beharie, unknown to me
Orlando
Jones, Office Space, Primeval, Men in Trees,
Pushing Daisies, House, lots more.
Pushing Daisies, House, lots more.
Guesting: John
Cho, Star Trek, Flash Forward, Star Trek Into Darkness,
lots more
lots more
Nestor
Serrano, 24, Homeland, Dexter, Blue Bloods, lots more
Clancy
Brown, Carnivale, Cowboys & Aliens, ER,
Starship Troopers, Earth 2, lots more.
Starship Troopers, Earth 2, lots more.
Premise: Ichabod Crane, who fought in the
Revolutionary War as a soldier under George Washington, awakens in the 21st
century. As does the Headless Horseman. This is a case where the audience knows
(or do they) know more than the characters, as many viewers will be familiar
with the legend of the Headless Horseman – but it is precisely this legend the
writers and producers will be messing with, so assume nothing.
Pilot: We start off with the Revolutionary War. There's shooting, many horses, red coats vs blue. Ichabod (a blue) checks the hand of a
fallen soldier. A masked rider in a red coat appears on a white horse; he is
merely unhorsed when Ichabod’s shot hits his shoulder. The two fight
hand-to-hand (what mano a mano
actually means), Ichabod sees a brand in
the shape of a cross (?) on the horseman’s hand and notices the white,
bloodless eyes. Well, we notice so I’m assuming he does too. They counter-injure each other – Ichabod gets
an injury SOMEWHERE (sparks do fly – is there magic afoot?) and Ichabod
decapitates the horseman and passes out.
Fast forward to now, an underground cavern,
and Ichabod rising out of the ground. A snake slithers away. We know it’s now,
because he finds a road and automobiles and, well, he doesn’t. A snake in a
cave? I know they add atmosphere, but they’re cold-blooded and caves are
generally rather cold, so, reality check: unlikely.
We now meet Lt. Abbie Mills and the
Sherriff (August Corbin, possibly her mentor? They seem close in a paternal way) in a diner. It looks as though Abbie’s leaving
all the charms and weirdness (unsolved cases) of Sleepy Hollow for the allure of
the FBI. They are called out to a stable. Looks creepy: it’s night-time,
there’s a storm coming in, the horses are restless, no-one is home, the music
is creepy, there’s atmospheric disturbance when Abby tries to communicate with
her partner. She finds the decapitated body of someone called Ogilvie, the
Sherriff finds the Headless Horseman on whom bullets have no effect. The
Horseman rides away, but not before Abby sees the brand on his hand and the
Sherriff’s head. She calls for assistance. Enter John Cho, who finds Ichabod standing
in the middle of the street, and arrests him.
In the cells, Abbie is brought to holding
to see the suspect. It’s not him, but she describes who she saw in Ichabod’s
hearing, who chimes in asking about the broadaxe. He’s further confused to
receive confirmation that the last ‘man’ he fought is also in the same time as
he is. Enter Nestor Serrano, who is there to give a polygraph. We learn Ichabod
Crane’s backstory: he was a don at Merton College, Oxford, in the department of
History; enlisted in the Queen’s Regiment to fight the Patriots; changed sides
to become a spy under the command of General Washington... the epic line from
the trailer “do you KNOW him?” Nestor is rather matter-of-fact in telling
Ichabod where he finds himself, illustrated via a one dollar bill. And once
he’s with the LEOs again, the Captain (Orlando Jones) orders a psych eval.
Makes sense. Abbie wants at him though. She knows the man she saw had no head,
but admitting it would jeopardise, well, everything, so she tries the science
angle. The wound on the Sheriff’s head/neck was cauterised (explains the sparks
from earlier) and she wants to find out more. Captain agrees to let her
transport Ichabod to the hospital. Good to know Ichy isn’t misogynistic or
racist – he takes being introduced to a female lieutenant of colour without
batting an eyelash. Verbal sparring outside the car. They drive by the church –
Ichy recognises the father. Bad news perhaps, the father recognises him. Ichy
shows her the cavern. Ichy finds the Bible that was given him in triage (Washington’s
bible, as it happens) – a passage from Revelations is marked: turns out ‘our’
Horseman might be one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Dude on the white
horse is Death! Abbie’s not buying it. Ichy tells her the last mission
Washington gave him – essentially, to kill the Horseman.
Death rides through the forest. His horse
has red glowy eyes. Hmmm, that’s new, but then, we didn’t see the entire horse
in the stables, but if Horsey had been around for 250 years, and saddled and
bridled the entire time, SOMEone might have noticed her/him.
Padre runs outside his church in a panic. Hears
hooves and whinnying. Oh, look. Padre’s got some mojo. But Death has his
broadaxe. Famous last words: “I’ll never tell you where it is. I’m prepared to
die.” You know what happens. Hey, there’s an “it”!
Funny – in the brief scene where Padre
controlled chains to try and bind Death, and one of the chains snapped and
ripped through the back of a sign by the road...now we see the front of it – it
was a “Horse Crossing” sign, and the head of the rider has been sliced off. Obv,
Abby still hasn’t dropped Ichy off at the mental hospital, and the Captain
doesn’t take kindly to that particular factoid – even if it does mean that Ichy
is innocent of the crime on the Sherriff and even if (and it is) the Padre’s wound
is also cauterised – and threatens suspension. Wise words from Cho as the voice
of reason, but we already know Abbie’s not going to follow orders to the
letter. In the meantime, a bird of prey leads Ichy into the churchyard where he
finds his wife’s grave – and that she was burned for witchcraft in 1782. Convo –
Abby lets something slip that makes her reluctant “to be alone again arguing a case
I don’t understand based on something I can’t explain”. Ichy picks up on it
(and therefore we too) and accuses her of running away.
Hospital room: empathy from Abbie,
self-doubt from Ichabod. Abby does decide to share the ‘again’ – flashback to
teenage Abbie and her sister Jenny – they see four white trees in a row in the
wood, hear a voice of some kind, and black out. Jenny was apparently unhinged
by the experience and is in and out of (mental) hospitals, Abbie – well, we’re
finding out. She goes to the Sherriff’s office, out of uniform, where she finds
a key behind a photo of herself. It opens a secret drawer of tapes and files –
the Sherriff, it appears, was onto something. The weirdness he mentioned in the
diner, he has his theories that it might have something to do with witches. Two
covens – one good, one evil. And, he has a case file on her and her sister,
linked to an almost identical occurrence from 1882. The Captain walks in just
as she’s closing the file – innocuous convo, but sinister look by him into the
general area of the cabinet. Does he know? What does he know? Is he part of one
of the covens? If so, which one?
Ichabod wakes up to the sound of a bird’s
wings. It’s inside his cell, on the bedpost at the foot of the bed. It flies
into the mirror – our gaze follows it, and we see Katrina standing in the
woods. They have an interesting chat. Her body isn’t in the grave, but ‘it’
(the grave) marks the true location of the Horseman’s skull and one of her
coven had been guarding it (Ah, the “it”!) – the Padre! Ichabod seems a little
less than pleased to find out wifey was a witch, but she continues with the
explanation for why Ichy’s connected with the Horseman: during the mutual
injuring on the battlefield, their blood ran together and presto change-o, I
guess they’re now yin and yang. Katrina cast a protective spell of sorts, but
is trapped wherever she is and tells Ichabod that the reason he woke up after
250 years is because some evil has woken up the Horseman and is controlling him.
Heightened tension as the four white trees emerge and final moments for Katrina
to impart key knowledge: if the Horseman finds his skull, he’ll be whole again.
And something about “three more will follow and then it will begin”. Another “it”.
Oh, “it” is The End, as in End of Days. The Horseman’s weakness: light, he can’t
survive the sunrise (hmmm, define ‘survive’ – he’s survived 250 years of
deathly sleep okay) and something about Ichabod being the first witness. And
the answers he’s looking for are in Washington’s bible and that he can free her
from ‘this place’. He needs to find the skull and he needs to wake up (wow,
that’s a LOT to take in, did you get all that? Did I?) – a doctor is preparing
an injection, but before she can administer it, Abbie busts him out, purporting
to take him back into custody. In the car, she shows him the map she took from
the Sherriff’s secret cabinet and fills him in on the existence of the files. This
is where she comes to realise that it’s all real, what the Sherriff believed,
what Ichabod believes, what she has tried so hard not to believe. She tells her
colleague Andy (John Cho) what the Horseman is after and where it is and asks
him to get to the graveyard.. He tells her he’s just getting home, which is
true, but his apartment’s been broken into and whilst surveying the damage (his
gun safe has also been broken into) the Horseman rises from the armchair. His first
words – “I know where it is.” Judas.
Ichabod and Abbie are in the churchyard –
he digs, she lights. They find the head. The Horseman finds them. Ichabod jumps
into the grave while the Horseman shoots at Abbie. Thinking her escaped, he
goes after Ichy. Fighting. Andy rolls up in a police cruiser. She asks for his
rifle out of the boot, he tries to knock her unconscious with it. So when he
was acting as the voice of reason earlier, he was protecting her? Andy believes
the Horseman is Death, so maybe. Abbie manages to turn the tables on him while
he tries to subdue her. In the meantime, Ichabod is trying to make his escape
on foot with the head while the Horseman stalks after him. Death has since
found a machine gun (prob from Andy’s gun storage) and the rather sudden and quick
sunrise halts the spray of bullets into a police car where two police officers are
hiding. The Horseman rides away into the sunrise, many police cars arrive, we
have the obligatory “he’s with me” from Abbie.
Walk and talk debrief with the Captain*,
Abby decides not to go to Quantico. More Revelations verbiage – discussions of
purpose and wanting answers: Brooks**. Before they get to him, Andy is in his
cell, a demony voice in a demony language tells him he’s failed and Andy asks
for another chance. He’s not given it by the demony shape that enters his cell.
It continues into a mirror, where Abbie sees him in a wood on the other side. As
the figure turns back to face her, the mirror suddenly cracks. Cool. End of
episode.
*Oh, and the Captain’s name is Irving, as
if to provide a nod in the direction of Washington Irving, the author of “The Legend
of Sleepy Hollow”.
** in IMDB, John Cho’s character is listed
as Andy Dunn, so who the heck is Brooks, unless it’s something I missed
entirely or an in-joke on the country duo “Brooks & Dunn”. I dunno.
To be frank, after almost 30 years of
watching science fiction and speculative fiction and various other shows with
supernatural elements (and a whack of drama and crime procedurals), I don’t
know why pundits are calling this show all kinds of insane. This stuff is not
new, per se. The things that are new
are the ways in which they’ve been put together, the actors, the
characterisations, going with trope and against trope simultaneously. I knew I’d
be interested and the programme hasn’t disappointed in that department. There’s
a lot of potential in the quippy-banter department and I hope we don’t waste
too much time getting Ichabod up to speed on 21st century gadgetry
and all that (he’s mastered power windows and electronic car door releases in a
day or two, so, he’s one of the sharper tools in the shed). So, until we go
waaaaaaaay into left field or I get bored (hey, it could happen), I’m in.
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